- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Yo mama is so fat she died

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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