What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Gay republicans

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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A seal walks into a club.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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