it's funny because it's funny

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

F? No k

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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