- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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