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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Terraria

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

I used to know what alzheimers was

How High is a Chinese man

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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