"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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womans rights...

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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