What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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kk

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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Racial Equality

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