Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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knock knock go away!!!

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hi

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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Anti Joke

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