- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

I once did something.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Corn Muffins

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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