- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Beka has AIDS

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Women can vote? WTF

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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