- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

courestaveesh garasow prau varadesh

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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