why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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shut up elliot

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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