whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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