Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

save me from the nothing ive become

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Were can you find a bag of meth?

I bet you read this. Told ya.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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