- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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