- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Asians.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Women's rights.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Adam Thomas is homosexual

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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