A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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CHORGLUND

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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