penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

i hate black people

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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