why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Llamaworm

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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