Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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what is the color of a burp burple

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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arena football

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Julian Ha.

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tommy is retared

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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