What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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I like your hair

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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