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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

your mom is so fat.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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