What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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