Laugh.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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