What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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test test

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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