Penis.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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good looking women

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Penis chickens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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