When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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I'm hungry.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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womens rights

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Vote this up

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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