Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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KOOKABURRA

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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XD Jackass.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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