How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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You have friends

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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