When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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