Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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Tall asians

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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My wife made me a sandwich

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How High is a Chinese man

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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