what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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What's the deal with brown?

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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This isn't funny.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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