- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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