- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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