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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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