Nero, you got followers, people that believe in you, ironically maybe a lot less now, that I have been giving them the fake illusion that I am you, why did you never reveal your true self? Is there something wrong with you physically? Something you fear being judged upon? I love and admire your work, and you to be honest, I know you are married and all, but my heart has chosen its path, it cant be helped really, believe me, I have tried. Dont lose hope in yourself, sometimes you have to accept that you are smarter, wiser, more compassionate and vulnerable than the rest, allowing yourself to be a vulnerable person, also shows how strong you are, if you shut it all away in order to become "strong", you know you end up alone and forgotten. I understand why someone such as you loses hope in humanity, but as long as you hold into the hope of you having the wisdom and courage required to stand on your own with pride rather than shame of your strength and individuality as a human being, something ever rarer I concur, then you have the right to consider yourself greater rather than some arrogant jackass, believe me, I know the man I am speaking about.

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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