American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't. Despite losing her arms in a terrible accident as a child, Suzy persevered to become a renowned gymnast. After several turns as a champion Special Olympian, Suzy retired from sports in order to tour elementary schools as a guest speaker. She inspired thousands of disabled children across North America and was a highly-respected orator. Suzy sadly passed away in 2009 at the age of 62. She is survived by her two lovely daughters, Karen and Michelle.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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