roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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Take wrong turns

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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