- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

I like the color potato.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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