What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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a black guy hates chicken.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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wsde

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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