- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

feminists.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

your life

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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