why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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