- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

why did sally drown cause she was black

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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