- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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