What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Feminism

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Why did? Yes

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

alex is cool

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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