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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Refridgerator.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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