- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

BIG PENIS

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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