What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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Me

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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404: Anti-joke not found.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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