- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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