Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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