- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Knock Knock The doors already open

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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