http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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So does Blake

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What comes after 69? 70

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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