- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Shea's sty....

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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