What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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A black man comes home from work.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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