Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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who is awesome? no one...

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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Daniel is a fag

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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