- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

i like men but im not gay

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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