What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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