When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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