Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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