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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

James Patrick Campbell

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

The Morman Religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate