- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

when debbie meets downer

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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