Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

whats funnier than 24? 25

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

My love life

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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