- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

whats funnier than 24? 25

The Big Band Theory

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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