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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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The queen having a shit

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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