- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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