- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

A mormon walks into a bar.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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