- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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