How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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