What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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