- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

A black student graduated High School

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

mikey is cute

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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