- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

hi charles lattuca III

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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