- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

Obama being reelected.

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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