- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Steve Jobs is alive.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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