Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...