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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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