Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

wanna here a joke? you.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

seek beauty

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

... Chan chan

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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