Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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