Knock knock. Come right on in.

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

what do you call a black guy african american

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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