someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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