- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

This is a joke.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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