I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's a joke? Funny

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Justin Bieber.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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