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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

Set up Punch line.

Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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