- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

penis haha

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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