- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

My Butthole.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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