- Anti Joke

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.