Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

flavin's head

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

You know whats funny Aids

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

guy walks into a bar, ouch

I literally died laughing

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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