- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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