What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Your mom.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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