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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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