What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Yo mama so fat.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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