- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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