- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

do you wanna hear a joke school

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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