Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

Raveena Thandhan

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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