Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

a skinny sumo wrestler

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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