what is the world worst joke? this one

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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