- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Skrillex.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

don't read this

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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