What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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I went to work today....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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lol

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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TIMMY

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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School

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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