Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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woman's rights

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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