wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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mark lawson likes boys

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL -LOL GUY

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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Did you know? . You already know!

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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