i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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Penis.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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boo

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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