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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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