- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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