How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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